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• Episode 034: Lords and Ladies (Text)
  When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB set out for the Hammerhand Holds to recruit the Dwarves in the fight against the Red Hand! Along the way, GEL had a mysterious near-death experience, and NUTMEG discovered he may in fact be able to claim a regal title. Now our heroes are returning to BARRENDELL, through the war-torn HESTOR VALE… Table of Contents Chapter 1 – In Which Gel Shoots One Bolt Gel was musing to himself. He hummed softly beneath his breath, peering down the loaded bolt. It was only, what ten days ago, maybe two weeks, … Continue reading Episode 034: Lords and Ladies (Text) →
• Episode 033: The King of Hammers (Text)
  When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, and SISTER DONDALLA set out for the Hammerhand Holds to seek the aid of the dwarves who dwell therein. GEL disguised himself as a dwarven woman, much to NUTMEG’s irritation. They played a dangerous game of cross and double-cross with YORDATH AXEBREAKER, and GEL, searching for evidence against YORDATH, plummeted out a window to near-certain doom… Table of Contents Chapter 1 – In Which They Break Their Fast Without Gel Nutmeg was beginning to panic.  Not like panic panic – he was super tough and muscular and cool and ever since that incident … Continue reading Episode 033: The King of Hammers (Text) →
• Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves (Text)
  When we last left our heroes…the HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB fled before the onslaught of the Red Hand horde! Our heroes licked their wounds in the little hamlet of TARLEYTOWN, where NUTMEG got a sick tattoo of some dragons he’s killed and or maimed. Following a desperate conference with the beleaguered captains, our heroes decided to head for the HAMMERHAND HOLDS, to seek (or buy) the allegiance of the dwarves… Table of Contents Chapter 1 – In Which Four Dwarves Meet Each Other Nutmeg stood on the ridge, looking south. The midday sun was high overhead; there were turkey vultures … Continue reading Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves (Text) →
• Episode 031: Ink and Gold (Text)
  When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB faced down against the HORDE of the RED HAND in a ferocious battle at TANNER’S CROSSING. While our heroes acquitted themselves well – striking down wyverns and manticores, burning the very Hestor River itself, and even detonating a magic fireball in the very mouth of AGHARAGOTH the red dragon, they eventually fled, retreating into the Vale to lick their wounds… Table of Contents Chapter 1 – In Which Filchbatter Twill is Discovered at Last The question of whether or not there was a tattoo artist in Tarleytown had been a … Continue reading Episode 031: Ink and Gold (Text) →
• Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing (Text)
  When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG and GEL, along with woodsman GEORGE, set out for CAER KARNAK to harry the scouts of the RED HAND. Although they successfully bloodied the horde’s nose, they were driven from the keep by AGHARAGOTH, the RED RUIN, draconic forerunner of the horde. In the fray, GEORGE vanished into the undergrowth, while the boys fled back to TANNER’S CROSSING… Table of Contents Chapter 1 – In Which One Day Remains The sun had been up for two hours by the time they reached the river. Last night’s storms had left a field of granite-colored clouds … Continue reading Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing (Text) →

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