TALES OF DERRING-DO IN A LAND OF FANTASTIC PERIL

Scheming mages. Savage hobgoblins. Lithe, twinkish elves. An illiterate dwarf named “Nutmeg.” All this and more in the pages of THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL CHRONICLES, a serialized fantasy adventure loosely inspired by tabletop roleplaying games. Prefer to read? Enjoy the text version here on this blog! Prefer to listen? Treat your ears to our audio edition, available on most major platforms!

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  • Episode 020 (Text): Into the West
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG the dwarf, GELMAHTA the elf, and SISTER DONDALLA the human priestess have been working as contractors for the government of the HEGEMONY, stamping out evil wherever they go. While returning from a vacation in the sunny south, the trio encountered a lone elf, ENEBOR, who had been nearly killed by outriders of the RED HAND HORDE, a mysterious threat on the fringes of the Hegemony. The trio defeated the Red Hand scouts and returned to the city of Dwarroway with their new companion…
  • Episode 019 (Text): A Helping Hand
    When we last left our heroes…GEL, NUTMEG, SISTER D, and INGA returned from the jungles victorious over their hateful scaly foes. While celebrating their victories, they spied an owl-riding elf tumbling from the sky. Now, having found the fallen elf, they seek to avenge him and his comrades – against the forces of the mysterious Red Hand…
  • Episode 018 (Text): As Through a Spyglass Lewdly
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, SISTER D, GEL, and INGA set out into the jungles of the Lizard’s Tongue in search of some troublesome gatorfolk cultists. After ingesting a number of psychotropic substances, Nutmeg experienced a cascade of mental breaks. Now the party returns to GATORSBURG victorious – although Nutmeg still seems a little different…
  • Episode 017 (Text): Temple of the Gator
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, SISTER D, and GEL reached the town of GATORSBURG, where they met with paranoid Mayor Denzel and helped their friend INGA LIZARDBREAKER put out a fire. Now on the hunt for the source of Gatorsburg’s mysterious fires, they embark on a dangerous journey into the jungles of the Lizard’s Tongue…
  • Episode 016 (Text): Return of Lizardbreaker
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG and GELMAHTA expanded their interests in Dwarroway, including real estate holdings and eliminating a vengeful halfling crime boss – all in a day’s work for the dynamic duo. Now, they are on their way to Gatorsburg, where their friend INGA LIZARDBREAKER has asked for their aid…

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