TALES OF DERRING-DO IN A LAND OF FANTASTIC PERIL

Scheming mages. Savage hobgoblins. Lithe, twinkish elves. An illiterate dwarf named “Nutmeg.” All this and more in the pages of THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL CHRONICLES, a serialized fantasy adventure loosely inspired by tabletop roleplaying games. Prefer to read? Enjoy the text version here on this blog! Prefer to listen? Treat your ears to our audio edition, available on most major platforms!

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  • Episode 019 (Text): A Helping Hand
    When we last left our heroes…GEL, NUTMEG, SISTER D, and INGA returned from the jungles victorious over their hateful scaly foes. While celebrating their victories, they spied an owl-riding elf tumbling from the sky. Now, having found the fallen elf, they seek to avenge him and his comrades – against the forces of the mysterious Red Hand…
  • Episode 018 (Text): As Through a Spyglass Lewdly
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, SISTER D, GEL, and INGA set out into the jungles of the Lizard’s Tongue in search of some troublesome gatorfolk cultists. After ingesting a number of psychotropic substances, Nutmeg experienced a cascade of mental breaks. Now the party returns to GATORSBURG victorious – although Nutmeg still seems a little different…
  • Episode 017 (Text): Temple of the Gator
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, SISTER D, and GEL reached the town of GATORSBURG, where they met with paranoid Mayor Denzel and helped their friend INGA LIZARDBREAKER put out a fire. Now on the hunt for the source of Gatorsburg’s mysterious fires, they embark on a dangerous journey into the jungles of the Lizard’s Tongue…
  • Episode 016 (Text): Return of Lizardbreaker
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG and GELMAHTA expanded their interests in Dwarroway, including real estate holdings and eliminating a vengeful halfling crime boss – all in a day’s work for the dynamic duo. Now, they are on their way to Gatorsburg, where their friend INGA LIZARDBREAKER has asked for their aid…
  • Episode 015 (Text): The Dark Duchess of Dwarroway
    When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, and SISTER DONDALLA returned to Dwarroway from their long mission to Khaddakar. They received a letter from an old friend, asking for their help down south…but Dwarroway, which they left burning, has changed in their absence, and a mysterious DUCHESS has taken the place of the crime-lord DUKE…

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