Episode 033: The King of Hammers (Text)

When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, and SISTER DONDALLA set out for the Hammerhand Holds to seek the aid of the dwarves who dwell therein. GEL disguised himself as a dwarven woman, much to NUTMEG’s irritation. They played a dangerous game of cross and double-cross with YORDATH AXEBREAKER, and GEL, searching for evidence against … Continue reading Episode 033: The King of Hammers (Text) →

Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves (Text)

When we last left our heroes…the HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB fled before the onslaught of the Red Hand horde! Our heroes licked their wounds in the little hamlet of TARLEYTOWN, where NUTMEG got a sick tattoo of some dragons he’s killed and or maimed. Following a desperate conference with the beleaguered captains, our heroes decided … Continue reading Episode 032: The Valley of the Dwarves (Text) →

Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing (Text)

When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG and GEL, along with woodsman GEORGE, set out for CAER KARNAK to harry the scouts of the RED HAND. Although they successfully bloodied the horde’s nose, they were driven from the keep by AGHARAGOTH, the RED RUIN, draconic forerunner of the horde. In the fray, GEORGE vanished into the … Continue reading Episode 030: The Battle of Tanner’s Crossing (Text) →

Episode 029: A Little Night Recon (Text)

When we last left our heroes…with the HORDE OF THE RED HAND bearing down on TANNER’S CROSSING, our heroes set about recruiting allies throughout the town - by hook and by crook. Having procured lamp oil from HARMEL, vague promises from ABERTHOL the DRUID, and potential firepower from SENDIVOGIUS the heartsick WIZARD, the makeshift militia … Continue reading Episode 029: A Little Night Recon (Text) →

Episode 028: Recruitment Drive (Text)

When we last left our heroes…THE HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB rescued NUTMEG from the chasm, with a little help from SISTER D’s god. After laying WALLY the giant to rest, the gang returned to Tanner’s Crossing to warn the people of the town about the impending invasion. Following a meeting at MAYOR WISEMAN’s house, NUTMEG … Continue reading Episode 028: Recruitment Drive (Text) →

Episode 021 (Text): Unquiet Dreams

When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, SISTER D, and ENEBOR departed for the distant lands of the HESTOR VALE on the trail of the RED HAND. After discovering that Enebor’s memory had been tampered with by government handler MISTER E, the trio agreed to prioritize getting ENEBOR home above all else...

Episode 020 (Text): Into the West

When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG the dwarf, GELMAHTA the elf, and SISTER DONDALLA the human priestess have been working as contractors for the government of the HEGEMONY, stamping out evil wherever they go. While returning from a vacation in the sunny south, the trio encountered a lone elf, ENEBOR, who had been nearly killed by outriders of the RED HAND HORDE, a mysterious threat on the fringes of the Hegemony. The trio defeated the Red Hand scouts and returned to the city of Dwarroway with their new companion...

Episode 14: Dungeons and Dragons (Text)

When we last left our heroes...they met a dragon. Specifically, SAEVERIX, who in turn was an obstacle to the devious gray dwarves. Upon realizing that the gray dwarves possessed his axe and belongings, NUTMEG agreed to help them slay SAEVERIX, down in the bowels of the mountain fortress of Khaddakar. Together with the gray dwarves, our heroes prepare to embark on their most ambitious adventure yet...

Episode 013: Negotiating the Depths (Text)

When we last left our heroes...while exploring the ancient fortress of KHADDAKAR, SISTER DONDALLA and GELMAHTA lost their comrade NUTMEG. After recovering him from the clutches of a tribe of subterranean lizard-people, they continued further into the mountain - only to be ambushed by the vengeful lizards! A mysterious group of masked dwarves rescued them - but are they really rescued? Or merely stumbling from the frying pan to the fire?

Episode 012: The Skill to Catch a Nutmeg (Text)

When we last left our heroes...NUTMEG had fallen. Down a big chasm. When last seen alive, he was carried away into darkness by mysterious scaly creatures. GEL and SISTER D carried on through the goblin lair in Khaddakar, where they learned much about the mission of the RED HAND. Now, they descend into the mountain, in search of their lost friend...