When we last left our heroes…the HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB arrived in Tanner’s Crossing, a town under assault by the forces of the Red Hand. Captain ANNA THORNSPUR assured the party that a friend of hers, GEORGE the woodsman, could lead them to the hideout of the Red Hand in the nearby Hagwood. While killing time, Nutmeg bought and sampled some powerful drugs, which led him and Gel to commit unspeakable crimes against a poor, defenseless wizard. Now, the party sets out in search of George...and the haunted castle of Caer Karnak...
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Episode 022 (Text): Swamp Music
When we last left our heroes...the HOB GOB KILLIN’ MOB reached the HESTOR VALE! They met with Lord MARTH of BARRENDELL, who promised them gold in return for hobgoblin hands. After some bad dreams in the city of WITCHFORD, the party heads north - although rumor has it that there’s trouble on the road ahead...
Episode 021 (Text): Unquiet Dreams
When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, SISTER D, and ENEBOR departed for the distant lands of the HESTOR VALE on the trail of the RED HAND. After discovering that Enebor’s memory had been tampered with by government handler MISTER E, the trio agreed to prioritize getting ENEBOR home above all else...
Episode 019 (Text): A Helping Hand
When we last left our heroes…GEL, NUTMEG, SISTER D, and INGA returned from the jungles victorious over their hateful scaly foes. While celebrating their victories, they spied an owl-riding elf tumbling from the sky. Now, having found the fallen elf, they seek to avenge him and his comrades - against the forces of the mysterious Red Hand...
Episode 018 (Text): As Through a Spyglass Lewdly
When we last left our heroes…NUTMEG, SISTER D, GEL, and INGA set out into the jungles of the Lizard’s Tongue in search of some troublesome gatorfolk cultists. After ingesting a number of psychotropic substances, Nutmeg experienced a cascade of mental breaks. Now the party returns to GATORSBURG victorious - although Nutmeg still seems a little different...
Episode 016 (Text): Return of Lizardbreaker
When we last left our heroes...NUTMEG and GELMAHTA expanded their interests in Dwarroway, including real estate holdings and eliminating a vengeful halfling crime boss - all in a day’s work for the dynamic duo. Now, they are on their way to Gatorsburg, where their friend INGA LIZARDBREAKER has asked for their aid...
Episode 015 (Text): The Dark Duchess of Dwarroway
When we last left our heroes...NUTMEG, GELMAHTA, and SISTER DONDALLA returned to Dwarroway from their long mission to Khaddakar. They received a letter from an old friend, asking for their help down south...but Dwarroway, which they left burning, has changed in their absence, and a mysterious DUCHESS has taken the place of the crime-lord DUKE…
Episode 14: Dungeons and Dragons (Text)
When we last left our heroes...they met a dragon. Specifically, SAEVERIX, who in turn was an obstacle to the devious gray dwarves. Upon realizing that the gray dwarves possessed his axe and belongings, NUTMEG agreed to help them slay SAEVERIX, down in the bowels of the mountain fortress of Khaddakar. Together with the gray dwarves, our heroes prepare to embark on their most ambitious adventure yet...
Episode 013: Negotiating the Depths (Text)
When we last left our heroes...while exploring the ancient fortress of KHADDAKAR, SISTER DONDALLA and GELMAHTA lost their comrade NUTMEG. After recovering him from the clutches of a tribe of subterranean lizard-people, they continued further into the mountain - only to be ambushed by the vengeful lizards! A mysterious group of masked dwarves rescued them - but are they really rescued? Or merely stumbling from the frying pan to the fire?
Episode 011: Bridges to Nowhere (Text)
When we last left our heroes...NUTMEG, GEL, and SISTER D reached the town of Truman’s Dell, where they found a town under the thumb of of goblin raiders. They agreed to help turn out the goblins and rescue prisoners from the nearby mountain of Lone Peak, once the Dwarven stronghold of KHADDAKAR. Sister D’s powerful prayers blasted a hole through the mountain doors, and our heroes are licking their wounds as they prepare to enter the depths...
